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roger-rabbit-vevo:

5-seconds-of-troyler:

THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET

this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob

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xxthe1975xx:

// Matty and 3/5 Fifth Harmony //

xxthe1975xx:

// Matty and 3/5 Fifth Harmony //

posted 8 hours ago · 211 notes © xxthe1975xx
#5h #the 1975


Tonight’s one of those nights I’m super emo about my friends bc they’re all so fantastic and funny and pretty and smart and new friends are great, old friends are fab, I just really like the people in my life

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faith2u2:

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

THEY SHOWED US THIS VIDEO WHEN I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND THE ONLY THING MY CLASS GOT OUT OF IT WAS TO NOT LEAVE THE YARD

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#video


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whitegirlsaintshit:

dear god above,

i pray to you today because a nigga need some help. if you could please, just this one time, let zayn malik come into my life, my mouth, my ear, my nose, any orifice, even my armpit god. let his dick clog every hole in my body, even my pores, oh lord. let his penis be my main supply of nutrients for everyday, heavenly father. yea though i walk through the valley of the dick of fine ass niggas, oh lord, i will fear no penis, because you are here to strengthen me. let me suck it with the power you gave moses to move the ocean, lord. let me rapture that dick up in my esophagus oh lord. just do this for me, god, and i promise i’ll stop fuckin white boys. i promise.

in beysus name i pray, 

amen

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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questiun:

questiun:

OMG I JUST GOT HOME IM GOING TO WATCH THE YOU & I VIDEO AHHHHHHH

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

posted 1 day ago · 445,755 notes © ethanwearsprada